{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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The Antrim County Board of the Ladies Gaelic Football Association or Antrim LGFA is one of the 32 county boards of the LGFA in Ireland, and is responsible for Ladies' Gaelic Football in County Antrim. The county board is also responsible for the Antrim county teams.
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